As I was getting ready to head to the bus I saw that the coffee pot was on, so I went to shut it off and this is where the morning went array... and turned into Crash & Burn.
As I was walking to the kitchen I got my leg hooked in my beau's backpack I lost my balance and fell into the garbage can bounced off that and then hit the air conditioning unit and crashed head first into the cabinets by the sink...face planting on the kitchen floor. As I lay on the floor in disbelief...I was unsure of whether to cry or laugh. I was just so confused at 6:45am. My toe was throbbing so bad but no other injuries occurred. I was really ticked off about my toe because I had just gotten a pedicure and now it was all jacked up and my sock was ruined. :( I decided to laugh because it is amazing to see the distance I covered. See below for the documentation of my injury.
Scene of the accident
As you can see the backpack on the bottom right side is where it began! I mean check out how much distance was covered from the garbage can to the air conditioning unit... that is impressive.
Documentation of the INJURY
Sock and pedicure ruined. :(
BTW I managed to Crash & Burn without waking the beau, how it is that even possible??? You better believe I am going to ask him to buy me a pedicure because he left his backpack in a dangerous place and caused me to Crash & Burn this morning! Now I am headed to work with a slight limp... I can't wait for people to ask me what the heck happened.
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